A Most American Holiday

Thanksgiving!…When a nation of tubbies gathers around the groaning board to overeat with every relative within striking distance. You don’t necessarily like all those people, but what the hell they’re family, and they’re not usually annoying while they’re packing it in and packing it on.

That’s Thursday, but Friday is really the big day. Black Friday! When food abuse is followed by credit abuse. Eat more than you need, spend more than you have. Makes a fellow proud to be a ‘Murican.

Oh well, Season’s Greetings to y’all.